Whingy shoot elephantine in kimono. How big tusks fit into kimono?

Inquire of Groucho Marxist.

Whingy shooting aim bad but not matter. Elephantype stuffed already in museum! Dead before shooting spree! Whingy make joke and never shoot gun or hurt animal, foremostly not lovely cow!

But when Whingy walk in bad part of city he need instruction from residentials who already possess recognition of bullet dodging strategies!

~ Whingy Illustration by Henrik Drescher
~ Elephant Photo by Russ Allison Loar
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