Monkey Year

Right now is Chinese Year of Monkey. Some say monkey year treacherous for money-makers, so Whingy advise installation of scrutiny for outfoxing of crafty monkey who slip banana peel under shoe of unsuspected capitalist!

But however forget me not ancient proverb: When tree fall, monkeys scatter!

If tree is economy, and monkey is banana peel hedge-funder, then bad news is good news for fishing at bottom!

Now listen Americaland pedestrians to Whingy advice and take hasty exodus to bank, before bank closing due to monkey poo!