Death By Stalactite!



I am Whingy Singh Chow-stok Whang!

You are mostly welcome!

Read aloud to enemy combatants:



DEATH BY STALACTITE !

Wake up!
You hear open intestine,
Blat of tuba,
Cry of Montezuma,
Stalactite weeps on cavern roof,
Your shower is squishy!


















~ Whingy Illustration by Henrik Drescher
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