I am Whingy Singh Chow-stok Whang!
You are mostly welcome!
Read aloud to enemy combatants:
DEATH BY STALACTITE !
Wake up!
You hear open intestine,
Blat of tuba,
Cry of Montezuma,
Stalactite weeps on cavern roof,
Your shower is squishy!

~ Whingy Illustration by Henrik Drescher
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